May 21 2013

Office war

Category: English posts,Funny,TechnicalIuliana @ 15:15

So… sometime in December I was assigned to a new project. The project was new for me, in fact it is about 6 years old, a few outsourcing teams worked on it and now me and my colleagues started working with the last team to … make it better. So these guys are sometimes doing rookie mistakes, and apparently nothing can convince them that it is not ok to break the build or commit sources that don’t compile and other small stuff like that.

So every time one of them does something that is shouldn’t I search for a Ryan Gosling picture on this site and sent the link on the main chat with a special dedication. But sometimes, the pictures available on the site are not enough. So these are my two creations for my colleagues, for now. But I intend to keep you updated. :)

May 08 2013

Intrebarea zilei la eMag

Category: Funny,Technicalhartz @ 14:50

Am fost si eu ca omul la eMag sa iau una, alta si in timp ce imi dadea tipul de acolo produsele alt tip isi cumparase un router si discuta cu tipul de la garantie.  Intreba cum se face, cum se instaleaza, daca are tot ce ii trebuie in limba romana (parea un tip de max 30 ani) dupa care vine intrebarea de 3122 puncte:

“Ca sa am semnal in casa, trebuie sa tin calculatorul pornit?”

Dec 19 2011

Depre femeie – IT version

Category: Funny,Miscellaneous,TechnicalIuliana @ 16:58

Femeia e ca un patch cumulativ: care vine la cârmă trebuie să pupe toate pulile de dinaintea lui și să suporte toate fițele învățate de la predecesori. Cu toate astea nici varianta 1.0 (virgina) nu e bună, că e plină de buguri și nu există feedback la ea.

(Via Rpx și un coleg ucrainean :D)

Oct 12 2011

“Slutty outfit”

Category: English posts,FunnyRpx @ 23:05

Irony and humor… Whoever said they’re dead in nowadays’ games?

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Mar 03 2011

Bitches to the End…

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 14:52

(Primit pe email)

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.”
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
“Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. So, let’s head to the club and have a martini.”

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. “I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS…”
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, “Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?”

“Because I don’t want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I’m gone.”
And THAT, my friends, is what is called, “Putting Your Affairs In Order.”

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

Women are angels, but, when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick.
We’re flexible like that.

Oct 28 2010

And so you code

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 10:43

Oct 15 2010

Life explained in Java Exceptions

Category: English posts,Funny,MiscellaneousIuliana @ 14:35