Sep 04 2009

How Windows® actually got its name

Category: Funny,TechnicalIuliana @ 16:55

De aici.


Aug 11 2009

Programmers joke

Category: English posts,Funny,TechnicalIuliana @ 23:12

A couple of programmers in bed:

  • You have radio buttons, he said touching her nipples.

Later she touches his nipples.

  • Yes, I have radio buttons too… he said smiling.
  • And you also have a progress bar …  she said.


Jul 30 2009

Sweet dreams!

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 17:03

The title is “Sweet Dreams!” bit it’s a total irony. What I want to write about today is weird dreams. But not weird the way you might imagine it. IT weird. :D

When I go out for a beer with my colleagues, we laugh a lot, we make fun about our lifes, jobs, boyfriends or girlfriends. But sometimes we share our most strangest dreams. From all the weird and funny dreams I heard, two of them need to be written here, i just feel the need to share them with the world. :D

This one I heard recently, one friend of mine dreamed he was killing people…by turning them into XML.

The other one, until today I think is the most interesting, funny and stragest dream ever. One of my ex-colleagues told as one night that he dreamed himself as being a browser and an user was tring to load a certain page, but did not have patience, so it was pressing the Refresh button, or F5 button on the keyboard, or he introduced the link and then press Enter. And the guy tells us that he woke up all tired and waisted because that bloody user tortured him all night.

You’re welcome to try to make my list bigger. :D

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Jul 29 2009

This is me

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 23:23


Jun 14 2009

Positions

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 21:39

Careful.. kinky pics just one click away :)
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May 11 2009

What do you drive?

Category: Funny,TechnicalRpx @ 17:02


Sep 04 2007

Motto of the day :) [Reloaded]

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 17:17

Spuneam la un moment dat ca la noi la servici sunt 8 motto of the day(recent au devenit 10). Ma gandeam ca daca tot nu am timp ce face azi as putea sa le expun si sa le comentez.

MOTD1 : Phuck!

Aceasta interjectie provine din renumitul banc cu fetita si vanzatorul de la pet-shop. Noi folosim aceasta interjectie la birou in loc de fuck, pentru a nu supara seful american :).

(An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: “Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my python weally givth a phuck.”)

MOTD 2 : KISS! Abrevierea de la : Keep It Simple Stupid! Adaugata de american, avem ceva lume pe aici care are o placere nebuna in a se complica.

MOTD 3 : Don’t break the build! (A nu face nimic oficial din ce ai scris inainte de a te asigura ca merge…)

MOTD 4 : RTFM! Abrevierea de la : Read The Fucking Manual, desigur :).

MOTD 5 : REFACTOR! Pai fiind un proiect mare, atunci cand cineva schimba numele unei clase este recomandat sa foloseasca mecanismul de “refactoring” din Eclipse (IDE-ul nostru) pentru a actualiza in tot proiectul intr-un mod care sa genereze cat mai putine erori. Seful nostru american nu facea asta la un moment dat, iar regula asta a fost introdusa fix din cauza lui.

MOTD 6 : Google Fratilor! Ca in orice companie se pun intrebari … este mai bine sa-l consultam pe guru-ul in raspunsuri Google inainte de a pune o intrebare, pentru a ne asigura ca nu este una stupida :).

MOTD 7: Yeah Right! Asta este raspunsul pe care i-l dam intotdeauna sefului nostru cand ne intreaba daca putem face o treaba de doua zile in doua ore…

MOTD 8 : JJ is accidently genius! (JJ e porecla mea, btw). Orice componenta care intra pe mana mea, daca are vreun bug il voi gasi din greseala sau cand nu exista solutie reusesc intotdeauna sa pun intrebarea naiva care duce in final la gasirea unei solutii…

[later added] MOTD 9 : Ignore! Asta este ceea ce orice angajat mai devreme sau mai tarziu trebuie sa invete: sa isi ignore seful american :D.

[later added] MOTD 10 : SBP! Motto-ul sysadminului :), traducerea este fie : “Sa-mi bag pula“, fie “Sa-mi bag piciorul“…dupa caz si sex :)).

Deocamdata asta e colectia de motto-uri dupa care ne ghidam activitatea si speram pe 1 octombrie sa avem un protip demn de finantare.

[English]

I was saying in an old post that where I work there are 8 motto of the day(recently they became 10) . I was thinking that I could present them and comment them because I don’t really have inspiration for what I have to do today.

MOTD1 : Phuck!

This word has been chosen from the joke with the little girl and the pet-shop employee. We use this expression instead of fuck, because no dirty talk is allowed in the office, we don’t want to upset the american boss :) . (An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: “Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my python weally givth a phuck.”)

MOTD 2 : KISS! Abbreviation for : Keep It Simple Stupid! Added by The American because some of our people have a crazy pleasure in complicating stuff.

MOTD 3 : Don’t break the build! (Not to make anything official before making sure it works)

MOTD 4 : RTFM! Abbreviation for : Read The Fucking Manual, of course :) .

MOTD 5 : REFACTOR! Well…we are working on a big project, and when someone changes a class name it’s recommended to use the refactoring tool from Eclipse(Our IDE) to apply the change in the entire project so it won’t be any errors. The America wasn’t doing this, so this motto was added just because of him.

MOTD 6 : Google Fratilor! (Google’it brothers!) In out company people ask questions, just like in other companies, but it’s better to consult Google to prevent asking stupid questions:) .

MOTD 7: Yeah Right! This is the answer that The American always receives when he asks someone to do a two days job in only two hours…(And he does this a lot :) )

MOTD 8 : JJ is accidently genius! (JJ id my nick name, btw). Any component that I’m asked to work on, if it has a bug I will find it just by mistake, or when we have no solution about something, I always find the right question that answered correctly will lead to a solution…

[later added] MOTD 9 : Ignore! That is what every employee must learn sooner or later: to ignore The American:D.

[later added] MOTD 10 : SBP! The system administrator’s motto :) , comes from a Romanian expression that I am not able to translate into English. (It has somthing to do with dick and fuck anyway :D )

For now this is our collection of mottoes based on which our activity is guided and we hope on the first of October we’ll have a prototype worthy of financing.