Dec 09 2009

FINNALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 15:13

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for “Suck here”.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but “Down Under.”

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.


Oct 08 2009

Și crăpă…

Category: Funny,TechnicalIuliana @ 1:24

… Twitterul, cu minunata eroare :

HTTP Server Error 503

Ceea ce înseamnă că serverul web al lor a crăpat. Motivele pot fi diverse, dar cel mai amuzante dintre ele ar fi: femeia de serviciu a scos serverul din priza pentru a pune aspiratorul, au o colegă de birou ca mine care se împiedică de toate cablurile sau cineva a greșit conexiunea ssh și a dat un init 6. :D Dar exagerez(deși asta nu înseamnă că nu se întâmplă :D), astea nu se aplică în cazul ăsta, pentru că serverul nu este oprit de tot, ci doar copleșit, el fiind în stare să întoarcă totuși eroarea în cauză.


Sep 04 2009

How Windows® actually got its name

Category: Funny,TechnicalIuliana @ 16:55

De aici.


Aug 11 2009

Programmers joke

Category: English posts,Funny,TechnicalIuliana @ 23:12

A couple of programmers in bed:

  • You have radio buttons, he said touching her nipples.

Later she touches his nipples.

  • Yes, I have radio buttons too… he said smiling.
  • And you also have a progress bar …  she said.


Jul 30 2009

Sweet dreams!

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 17:03

The title is “Sweet Dreams!” bit it’s a total irony. What I want to write about today is weird dreams. But not weird the way you might imagine it. IT weird. :D

When I go out for a beer with my colleagues, we laugh a lot, we make fun about our lifes, jobs, boyfriends or girlfriends. But sometimes we share our most strangest dreams. From all the weird and funny dreams I heard, two of them need to be written here, i just feel the need to share them with the world. :D

This one I heard recently, one friend of mine dreamed he was killing people…by turning them into XML.

The other one, until today I think is the most interesting, funny and stragest dream ever. One of my ex-colleagues told as one night that he dreamed himself as being a browser and an user was tring to load a certain page, but did not have patience, so it was pressing the Refresh button, or F5 button on the keyboard, or he introduced the link and then press Enter. And the guy tells us that he woke up all tired and waisted because that bloody user tortured him all night.

You’re welcome to try to make my list bigger. :D

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Jul 29 2009

This is me

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 23:23


Jun 14 2009

Positions

Category: English posts,FunnyIuliana @ 21:39

Careful.. kinky pics just one click away :)
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