Jul 17 2012

Brain overload

Category: TechnicalIuliana @ 12:32

If you are a developer and write error messages like these :

– Simple Error bla bla bla
– Small Malfunction bla bla bla

And I end up working with your code I have only this to say:

I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want, If you’re trying to be funny, I can tell you I don’t have a sense of humour, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop writing shit debug messages like these now, that will be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you. I will find you and I will kill you.

Because when it comes to code, there is no such thing as a Simple ERROR, nor a Small MALFUNCTION.

3 Responses to “Brain overload”

  1. Andrei Dumbrava says:

    You just made my day =)) :)) :))

  2. a says:

    there is no such thing as a Simple ERROR, nor a Small MALFUNCTION.

    but there are undocumented features :P

  3. Andrei Dumbrava says:

    or just gummy bear code….

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