Nov 18 2007

Solidaritate feminina

Category: English posts,MiscellaneousIuliana @ 11:00

De ceva vreme voiam sa ajung si la subiectul asta, dar am vrut sa ascult mai intai noul album al doamnei Britney Spears. Nu cred ca exista cineva care sa nu stie cine e Britney Spears, cum arata pasarica ei sau cati copii i-a facut lui Kevin Federline. Acum ceva vreme minunata revista libertatea(am sa scriu cu litera mica pentru ca asa consider eu ca merita) era axata numai pe doua subiecte Corina si Raph si Britney. Cate kile are Britney, cate vergeturi are, cate lacrimi de crocobaur a varsat, cat de rea mama este, ca si-a pierdut copii…etc. Cam in aceeasi vreme am aflat de pe un blog de un anumit tip, al carui nume nu il voi mentiona pentru ca mi-e scarba de el, care isi facuse un scop din a o defaima pe biata femeie. Stiu ca multi o sa rada cand o sa citeasca postul asta, dar or sa scape esentialul, pentru ca la urma urmei, oricat de revoltatoare ar fi fiinta este in cele din urma, o biata femeie, cosita de bani de retardul ala care i-a luat si copii si cel mai rau dintre toate: este SINGURA.

Hai sa o luam cu inceputul. Cand am auzit de ea prima oara era o pustoaica subtirica si cu o voce ciudata, dar destul de talentata. Era blonda, inca este blonda si am o mare banuiala e ca dotata cu calitatile specifice parului blond, adica este putin cam naiva fata. Nu inteleg de ce s-a despartit de Justin, probabil fiindca erau impreuna din liceu si s-or fi plictisit copiii, nu toate relatiile incepute in liceu rezista, mai ales cand e vorba de doua staruri despre care presa e libera sa manance cacat cat vrea. Si relatiile dintre oamenii normali nu prea merg, daramite intre aerienii astia, pentru ca da, inchise in coliviile lor de aur starurile sunt mai mult sau mai putin rupte de lumea reala.

Cel mai nashpa a fost ca s-a incurcat cu un om insurat. Daca maica-sa ar fi educat-o bine, ar fi stiut saraca sa nu se lege la cap fara s-o doara, pentru ca un om casatorit si cu bagaj este o bataie mare de cap, oricat de celebra ai fi si oricati bani ai avea. Dar na, fata mergea probabil in concerte prin toata lumea, era stresata si singuratatea si-a aratat coltii. Si nu numai si i-a infipt asa de bine incat s-a incurcat cu cine nu trebuie.

Hai sa o luam altfel. Esti barbat, arati bine si esti dansator in trupa unui star. Fiind nevoit sa pleci in toata lumea ca atasament al starului respectiv, iti cam lasi familia singura si probabil nici multumit de bani nu esti. Cum ai putea sa iti asiguri tie si familiei tale o viata lipsita de griji si mai ales sa scapi de munca? Te combini cu femela star respectiva, ii trantesti un plod sau doi , apoi o declari mama denaturata si ii iei plozii si o obligi sa plateasca pensie alimentara care sa iti intretina toata familia timp de vreo 20 de ani. Si in prealabil ii mai ceri si bani fraierei respective ca sa-i dai nevestei actuale sa iti dea divortul. Daca dai peste o blonda fraiera cum e Britney te-ai scos!

Eu nu neg ca nu e posibil s-o fi iubit, dar e greu sa iubesti pe cineva celebru, pe cineva dupa care stii ca saliveaza jumate de glob, cineva care este tot timpul vanat, (inevitabil orice partener al lui devine vanat), cineva care este practic proprietatea unei case de discuri, pentru ca asta este adevarul, un star este proprietatea tuturor celor ce fac bani de pe urma lui.

Oricum, ultimul ei album este tare. Sper sa sparga topurile, se simte revolta ei impotriva celor care vor o bucata din ea, impotriva celor ce uita ca este o finta umana, dar in acelasi timp melodiile ei exprima si hotararea ei de a lupta si de a spera. Versurile n-or fi scrise de ea, dar pun pariu ca exprima ceea ce simte.

Cand a aparut pe scena muzicala, lumea a numit-o urmasa Madonnei, mai ales ca aceasta o si luase sub aripa s-o creasca :) . Si Madonna a facut greselile ei si ea a fost dependenta de droguri si ea si-a tras-o cu nu stiu cati barbati. Si uite-o unde e acum. Eu am incredere ca Britney o sa-i calce pe urme si o sa auzim mult de ea.

La o adica mai conteaza ce face cu corpul ei cat timp noi ne putem bucura de fructele zbuciumului ei?

[English:] Female solidarity

For some time I wanted to write about this, but I wanted first to listen to Britney Spears recent album: “Blackout”. I don’t think there’s a human being on this planet, that doesn’t know who Britney is, how her pussy looks like or how many children she had with Kevin Federline. Some time ago a local magazine had only two main subjects for its articles: Corina & Ralph (a couple that has made history in our country; short: a high school teacher has an affair with one of her pupils, which decides to suicide when she decides to leave him) and Britney, how many pounds she weights, how many new wrinkles she has, how many crocodile tears she cries because she lost her children, how bad she is as a mother, etc. About the same time I found out from another blog, about a guy whose name I won’t mention here because he makes me sick, which dedicated his activity on his blog to throwing mud at the poor woman. I know many of you will laugh while reading this post, but in doing so, you will loose its essence, because in the end, as vulgar and outrageous she is, she is a poor woman, drained out of money by her retard ex-husband which also got the kids, and the worst of all : SHE IS ALL ALONE.

Let’s start at the beginning. When I heard about her for the first time she was a skinny kid with a weird voice, but talented enough to get my attention. She was blonde, she is still blonde and I have a hunch that she has all the qualities of a blonde, including the naive (stupid) attribute. I don’t understand why she and Justin broke up, maybe because they were together since high school and they got bored. Not all high school started relationships end with a happily ever after marriage, especially a relationship between two stars always haunted by the press. Even relationships between normal people don’t work. How many chances would you give to a relationship between two alien stars? Because that’s what stars(VIPs) are, aliens living in gold cages broken off from the real world.

The worst for her was getting involved with a married man. If her mother would have spent a little more time on her education, maybe she would have known not to “take migraine medication without having migraine” (this is a romaine expression that I tried to translate in English). Because a married man and his luggage is a headache no matter how famous you are or how many money you have. But well, the girl was going on tours, she was stressed and lonely and she needed a comfort. And she found it in someone that wasn’t worth it.

Let’s look from another perspective. Let’s presume you are a man, you look good and you are a dancer in a star’s team. You are forced to travel all over the world as an attachment of that star. In doing that you leave your family alone and also you’re not satisfied with the salary. How could you offer yourself and your family a careless, workless life? Well you seduce a lonely star, make him/her a kid or two, then divorce and pronounce him/her an unfit parent and get alimony so big to take care of all your family for at least 20 years. And before that also ask for a lot of money to give to your soon to be ex-wife to give you the divorce. And if you find a sucker blonde as Britney is you’re totally lucky.

I don’t deny that for some time he may have loved her, but it’s hard to love someone famous, someone that makes half of the world drool, someone who is always haunted (obviously whoever is with him/her becomes a prey too), someone which is owned by the record’s house, because this is the truth, a star is the property of everyone making money of his back.

Anyway, her last album is hot. I hope it breaks the tops. You can feel the rage against everyone which wants a piece of her, against the ones that forget that she is a human being, but in the same time her songs express hope and her motivation to fight. The lyrics might not be written by her but I’m sure they express exactly how she feels.

When she appeared on the musical scene, the world crowned her as the next Madonna, as she was already teaching Britney stuff about a solid career in music. Madonna also made mistakes, she slept with a lot of people and she did drugs too. And baby look at her now… I trust that we’ll hear more about Britney too.

In fact, who cares about what she does with her body, as long as we can benefit the fruits of her torment?

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