Jul 09 2020

Let me tell you about John

Category: MiscellaneousIuliana @ 0:30

I have this friend called John. John is smart and wise.  John has a way about him, he always seems to know the right thing to say or to do.

John has some magic way of knowing when to be in the right place, at the right time to offer help when needed. John is the best person I know, he is always understanding and kind, and if he hurts me sometimes, I trust him to do it for my own good, even if I don’t always understand it. He is so supportive and protective of me, that sometimes hurts people that have hurt me. John is such a good friend.

He is also quite busy, so sometimes when I find myself in a pickle and I do not know what to do, I ask myself “What would John do?” and because he is my best friend and always there for me, I know is what he would do, so I do it. And I am sure he would approve of my actions. John is amazing and any person would be blessed to have a friend like John. So, every time I meet someone nice, I feel good talking to them about John.

I know it seems extreme to always be relying on John’s help and approval, but John is older than me and he has more experience. He does know better.

Sometimes I borrow John money, but he never asks me directly, he always sends his friend Marcus to do it. I think he is embarrassed he has to ask money from me. He has never given me the money back, and Marcus is never able to contact him to send him my messages about getting my money back. But John is truly great, I wouldn’t know how to live my life without him.

And John is also … imaginary.

This is exactly how a religious person sounds like to me.  When I was young, I kinda’ believed that crap about respecting a person’s belief. But as I get older, I see that people with imaginary friends do not deserve respect for their belief. Especially when their belief is a toxic one that causes them to endanger others. What you believe in, affects who you are as a person. Depending on your how life treated you when you were a child and the environment you grew up in, a cunt with an imaginary friend will still be a cunt. It’s like playing chess with yourself. It will not improve your game, no matter how often you do it.

Yesterday I was talking to the mother of my godson and she was telling me that neighbors are not wearing masks because they rely on God to protect them from the Corona virus. (I thought I was going to pop an aneurysm because of the rage thinking of my godson and his sister being in danger because of these idiots.) The irony is, they were relieved to see my friend and her family wearing masks.

I do not understand it, really.  If you are relieved other people are wearing masks, on some level you understand that they are doing that to protect you. So, why are you not doing the same? Why aren’t you protecting others? One of the rules of every religion is to do good by your fellow man.  I know, I was baptised catholic and lived my life in the church until I was 18 years old. How can you ask for anything from your God, when you are not following HIS BASIC RULES? I am trying to apply reason to belief, I know. But if logic and reason have no place in belief, how can I respect your belief? How can I respect you?

My respect for your belief and you ends when you pretend to know what your imaginary friend asks of you. If you assume your imaginary friend wants you to convert, hurt, judge, control, disrespect other people, you are not worthy of respect.

Wear masks you idiots, having imaginary friends does not protect you from real threaths! This is why religion has no place in schools, because some people never grow up and do not grow out of it. Most people never mature enough to stop needing an imaginary friend and that speaks plenty for us as a society. Maybe we deserve to be crushed as a society by this virus, unfortunately this virus does not have a weak spot for stupidity.

Also, the sooner we start wearing masks, the sooner we might stop this virus from spreading and go back to our normal lives. I’m gonna be 37 years old this year. I would really, really like to get laid at least one more time before I turn 40. Come on world, do this for me!

Stay safe, stay happy!

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